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Saturday, March 30, 2013

North Korean missile threat targets Texas

NORTH KOREA: Pyongyang – The North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reportedly targeting Texas for a missile strike out of jealously toward George W. Bush…


OMG…we need to be practicing our bomb shelter evacuations like now!
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