Tupelo, Mississippi — Perturbed federal agents came up empty-handed in their investigation of a Mississippi, Elvis impersonator. Charges were dismissed today without prejudice for lack of evidence against Paul Kevin Curtis.
They have now focused their suspicion on another Mississippi man, Everett Dutschke. A ten hour search of his property was concluded today. Investigators declined to say if he now is a suspect for sending ricin-laced letters to President Barack Obama and others because he may also have impersonated Elvis in the past.
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