Washington, D.C. -- It was announced today that applications are being sought for a trip to the red planet. A national poll by the esteemed Pew & Gagme Foundation found that Americans overwhelmingly favored choosing their candidates for the one-way mission to Mars. There were several hundred members of congress suggested with the top three candidates consisting of Barak Obama, Joe Biden and John Boehner.
Furthermore, the objective of this bold new journey is the colonization of Mars and procreation of our species. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Nancy Pelosi are the current front runners to be their female counterparts and breeding mates. Undoubtedly the human race would anxiously await image transmissions of our first little Martian offspring.
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