Stoners descend on Denver capitol like locust pack

Denver, Colorado -- Thousands of stoners began flooding the Capitol grounds this morning in the Mile HIGH city of Denver.  It is the start of the annual Weed Fest stoner migration named 420, coined by an early 70's stoner group named the Waldos...

Within hours of first toke, local merchants, convenience stores and fast food joints began complaining their shelves had been emptied of consumable stocks such as snack foods, burgers, hot dogs, pizza and the like.  FEMA and the National Guard have been called up to help restore calm through the emergency resupply of food stocks.

Meanwhile, President Obama reportedly had an epiphany while watching events progress in Denver on the Fox news channel...

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